Party at 107

Posted by Jaren
Posted on May 28, 2008
Filed Under Ramblings |

the start of a crappy day… I suddenly woke up to the sound of the fire alarm which is conveniently located in front of my unit’s door… I immediately ran outside of the building with my phone, my set of keys, and clad in my underwear, oh shit, I mean boxers…

outside the sun is shinning..

great… now everybody has seen me half-naked… as the building’s tenants are busy scurrying into their own world walking outside to the parking lot to go to their usual lives, looking at me like I’m the village idiot, I’m outside, half-naked, pissed off…

dammit…

why did I have to run outside?? Is it because the fire alarm went off… shit… the fire alarm in the building is weird, it goes off every now and then, I don’t really think it’s a fire alarm.. it’s more like an “alarm” just a freaking “alarm”, got to always remember that the fire/smoke detectors in this building is faulty, pretty soon when a real fire comes along this building we’ll all just ignore the alarm and probably be barbecued…

dammit…

a useless fire/smoke detector and an overworking fire “alarm” that cries wolf… I looked at the time.. 9:00 am felt like high school all over again…I shamefully walked back to my unit,  # 107

shrugs it off as if nothing ever happened… just another day for a weird guy like me…

a delusional dimwit…

Unit 107 - my fortress of solitude…

I’ve been living here for months…  but somehow… my unit still looks empty… it looks like a dorm… a slackers dorm… I think it needs a woman’s touch…or probably… I think I need a “woman”…

back to the task at hand… on to my usual work… blogging, gaming, coffeing, eating,then coffeing again…

email

this sucks…

it sucked big time… I had to clear out my inbox 35560 emails… took about 15 mins… I hate having a bloated inbox… I think I should do house cleaning very often.

and yes I’m out of sync, the gravitational acceleration is at nine point eight meter per second squared…one standard gee. Although the room is rotating correctly, I’m not, I definitely need correction, I’m out of calibration…

But I’m only human prone to illogical bravado and emotional outbursts that override the most logical course of action.

…in short… It’s life… In a nutshell…

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