How to Make A Resignation Letter

Posted by Jaren
Posted on September 13, 2007
Filed Under Ramblings |

How to make a Resignation Letter… A sarcastic and funny way…the QuickStop Project Approved resignation letters

Sarcastic
(Not recommended!)

Dear [Recipient's name]:

It’s extremely hard for me to do what I must do today. My experience with you and this company has been so fulfilling and joyful that I almost cried when I realized I had to move on to a different career opportunity.

This letter is to officially notify you of my resignation from [company name]. My last day will be today.

I hate to leave. You have been such a mentor to me. Your guidance and friendship have made me regard you as another parent, of which I love so much. Hopefully we can still stay in touch. Maybe even get together for a barbeque this summer.

Again, my dear friend, thanks so much for allowing me to know such a well-adjusted and intelligent person such as yourself.

Let’s get together for lunch soon,

[Your Signature]

This a Loser Lifestyle-type Resignation letter it’s got f*ck off stamped on your forehead… this is my favorite resignation letter it shows frustration, yet still tends to keep up with professionalism. HAHA!

I Hate This Job, And You! Letter
(Not recommended!)

Dear [Recipient's name]:

Yesterday I woke up and realized that this is the worst career experience I’ve ever had. Therefore, I’m officially notifying you of my resignation from [company name]. My last day will be today.

This company has many problems. [insert problems here]

On top of that, I can’t stand to work for you any longer. You, alone, have been a constant source of pain and suffering for me ever since I started this job. I can’t understand how you made it this far in the professional community.

Today is a great day for me. I will never have to see, hear or listen to you ever again. Goodbye, and good-riddance!

Warmest Regards,

[Your Signature]

A short and simple Resignation letter that should be used as the template for all resignation letters

The Source of Free Resignation Letter Samples

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2 Responses to “How to Make A Resignation Letter”

Janis on September 15th, 2007 8:47 am

bravo! i love the sarcastic one!

[Reply]
jason on July 27th, 2008 8:33 pm

hey! hahaha!! i made the stupid 1 for my mums retirement read it! its awfully funny!
Dear australian idiot dude:

Yesterday I woke up and realized that this is the worst career experience I’ve ever had.

Therefore, I’m officially notifying you of my resignation from bethanie.

My last day will be today.

This company has many problems.people call me gazzelle and they stink like crap for e.g

On top of that, I can’t stand to work for you any longer

You, alone, have been a constant source of pain and suffering for me ever since I started

this job. I can’t understand how you made it this far in the professional community.

Today is a great day for me. I will never have to see, hear or listen to you ever again.

Goodbye, and good-riddance!

Warmest Regards,

gazzelle

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