ART of STALKING : STALKERS TRAITS

Posted by Jaren
Posted on April 4, 2007
Filed Under Ramblings |

the basics
First if all before we proceed, what is a stalker? A stalker is someone who is crazy in love, or has a crush on someone but due to the circumstance can’t bring himself/herself to tell the other person that he/she likes her/him. What started out as just a simple crush turns into a crazy fantasy of happiness, walking in the parks, of romantic and passionate kissing, dating, the ideal love team and or the perfect couple, the list goes on…I could go on forever…blah, blah, blah! but stalking as merely a sport to be noticed or just the thrill of doing something and getting away with it is the delight of stalkers. I’m not comparing it to the violent stalkers that abduct the target. But just to merely spy, watch his/her every moment, follow him/her, know what his/her likes and dislikes. To make it short you are his/her no.1 crazy fan, but he/she doesn’t know it.

Ingredients for a healthy stalker:

1. Daydream — when I was high school all I did was daydream as I waited for the bell to ring. That’s when I start to think about girls, usually it starts around that time… welcome to puberty, Hormones flying out of control the urge to have an opposite sex by your side is multiplied by 4 plus the addition of peer pressure. That makes it very hard to perform; you always feel that you’re in a tight spot. Well, daydreaming is an essential part of being a stalker.
2. Persistence — an essential part in stalking. You have to be persistent. It’s the most important part of you want to watch him/her shop. You have to be able to wait long hours. Just like “sniping”. Like me, I’m A Sniper, usually when I play paintball, all I do is go look for a nice quiet spot and shoot at anything that moves including the referee, and even sometimes my teammates! I know, I’m a lousy player, but it gets the job done.
3. Stealth mode — the way to remain unseen, to blend with your surroundings and be one with the universe. Instead of buying a personal cloaking device (which might be VERY,VERY EXPENSIVE) just wear clothes that aren’t conspicuous, and don’t try to wear a ninja suit in broad daylight! then you’d really stand out. The power to remain unseen can’t be developed overnight. It is practiced with complete dedication and concentration to the maximum level.
(stealth mode = ON) Be like BATMAN the DARK KNIGHT
4. Low self-Esteem — at some extent, it is the cause of stalking because you don’t HAVE the guts to talk to him/her. But you have a lot of guts when you watch him/her from a far. Contented to watch from a far and worship the ground the he/she walks on. The thrill of the hunt can be very exhilarating.
5. Obsession — anything which is worth possessing must be obsessed on with joy. Any stalker-noob-wannabee must be possessive to the point of obsession like toy collectors or comic collectors, they want to get their hands on anything and everything related to what they are collecting that goes same with stalkers obsessing on every little thing that your (prey) target does or uses.
6. Romanticism-ish — I don’t know really know if there’s a word like that (hahaha!!!) but it sounded cool . Stalkers are hopeless romantics, hence the “stalking” a love fool, watching romantic movies can be a plus and using the cliche lines, that doesn’t work on real life (only in the minds of hopeless romantics… and in SMS messages).
7. Resourceful — a good stalker knows resourcefulness is a key factor. For example, MACGYVER, the ultimate geek. Enough said, you know who MACGYVER is. Be like him! he can do anything! he’s very resourceful.

with references from my previous posts Art of Stalking 101 & Art of Stalking 101.2

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One Response to “ART of STALKING : STALKERS TRAITS”

hunter on April 6th, 2007 10:49 am

beware be careful… this article’s creepier than ever…

what lurks in the minds of stalkers… i don’t know… but it’s funny… hahahah

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