Equation of Love : The Love Formula

Posted by Jaren
Posted on April 4, 2008
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The exciting part the Equation of Love we can express it in a simple mathematical formula.

The Love Formula

It’s all logical…

Now we can state that Arnold wants a woman that has the following characteristics :

Nice ass (everyone wants a fine piece of ass)
Beautiful Face
Hot Body (yeah!)
Straight Talker
Low Maintenance (financial equipped)
Intellectually Stimulating (smart)
Enough Talk just Sex (when sex is over no cuddling)
Hot Sex
No Bullshits

Arnold’s Love Formula is:

Nice ass + Beautiful Face + Hot Body + Straight to the point + Good Convo + Hot Sex = Love.

This kind of woman does not exist, so no love… Only in dreams

Now Jaren is looking for a woman like this … the Perfect Woman

Nice ass (great minds think alike)
Pretty Face
Highly Intelligent
Strong Personality
Shares mutual interests and outlook on life
Gentle, Straight Talker, Lovey Dovey, Emo
Kick Ass Attitude
Jaren’s the boss (supposedly)

Like Arnold’s Love Formula but a little twist because I have met my Perfect Woman, and I am damn in-love…

Nice ass + Pretty Face + Intelligence + Straight to the point + Good Convo + Same Outlook + Ass-Kicker = Love.

I can therefore conclude that love is not a random event that strikes when we least expect it (or so I think it was). But actually can be formulated. Every person has a formula of what their perfect person is so when two persons meet for the first time they look for matches or possible equations, and when two people match each other’s formula’s, a deep bond will form.

YES there’s another Factor : TIME

Time can be an ally or your worst enemy. Why?

When a true feeling has been formed, Time doubles the longing and the agony — the “missing” effect therefore love grows more as each passing minute goes on.

Time + Deep Bond + Love Formula = More Love

But when a quick outburst of emotional is made without forming a deep bond (i.e. formula’s don’t match) love wanes the longer you wait.

Time + Shallow Bond + Love Formula = Less Love

This my theory of the Love Equation :

When people start out dating, they usually try their best to win the other’s affection and be the object of his/her affection.
Men, money is not an issue, they dress to impress, shower women with compliments, and try hard to please sexually. Women, they dress to impress, beautification process doubles (i.e. makeup), laugh at all of his dumb jokes, try to be impressed with the man’s ‘job’, and try hard to please sexually.

This goes on for a while until you get what you want. Then the spontainety is gone. Loving him/her is now a chore.

This is a fatal mistake.

You must do everything to make everyday count. Loving someone is a one-time deal but it lasts forever, eventhough you’re together it doesn’t mean you have to stop loving him/her.

If love is based on logic and the logical formula is that when you stop loving someone that person will stop loving you too.
If a person fell in love with you because you matched an equation that looked like:

Cute + In shape + Money + Designer Clothes + Good Personality + Horniness + Hot Sex = Love…

But the Time Factor, becomes a problem and you become :

Not Cute + Out of shape + Broke + Shitty clothes + Asshole + Horniness + No sex = Pain in the ass…

Love is lost in time. (Unless you do something)

Love is a mystery, were building a mystery around it, if were not truly “loving” someone When the passion is gone, the love is also lost.

Here’s the Thing :

Don’t demand to be loved by someone. Love is not something you are owed, it is something you earn. LOVE IS EARNED NEVER EXPECT SOMETHING IN RETURN.

“I LOVE YOU” is not a word to be taken lightly. It’s a promise to your partner and to GOD. When you say “I Love You” make sure it’s real and don’t overuse that word.

If you are in a relationship and want to keep it strong, think of what you and your partner need, talk it over, don’t stop giving. As long as you match your partner’s love formula, love comes naturally.

Additional Reading :

Cycnet.com : Love Equations
McSweeneys.net : Loneliness, A Mathematical Proof

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21 Responses to “Equation of Love : The Love Formula”

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Ria on April 4th, 2008 4:02 pm

heheh! interesting.

my theory of love:

Everything that has a beginning has an end. But would you have preferred never to have experienced it?

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Jaren on April 4th, 2008 4:18 pm

kinda like.. “it’s better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all”

it’s better than giving all… than having regrets later on…

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Burnout on April 5th, 2008 3:32 am

ahhh.. well… it really means that love is a simple yet complicated thing… you can actually make a formula and then you can calculate the possible outputs for it.. but still you can’t make some you like fall in love with you…

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Janis on April 5th, 2008 8:41 am

according to the powerpuff girls, makes the world go round.

just and love until you can love no more..

Janis’s last blog post..Stitches in My Roller Coaster

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jeff475 on April 5th, 2008 9:15 am

damn, man
why do you have to put this?

“Don’t demand to be loved by someone. Love is not something you are owed, it is something you earn. LOVE IS EARNED NEVER EXPECT SOMETHING IN RETURN.”

- shit, it seems like acting out of desperation of loving every girl in a 5 mile radius.

But Nice blog, man! Cool site!

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Jaren on April 5th, 2008 11:38 am

@janis

according to the Red Hot Chili Peppers

“your love is like a roller coaster, baby, baby… I wanna ride”

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Jaren on April 5th, 2008 11:43 am

@Burnout

welcome to the QuickStop Project….

well that’s the fun in life… well let’s see if we can make you a love potion… ok

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Jaren on April 5th, 2008 12:20 pm

@jeff475

first of all welcome to the QuickStop Project…
second.. hahahha… that’s the ticket.. just love… always love… never expect something in return.. after all, we are all fools when it comes to love!

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tintin on April 5th, 2008 3:13 pm

“Women, they dress to impress, beautification process doubles (i.e. makeup), laugh at all of his dumb jokes, try to be impressed with the man’s ‘job’, and try hard to please sexually” > I can relate with these coz I remember when I had a date, I laugh out with his dumb jokes but the thing is I just want the way he delivers his joke but the truth is the joke is not that funny, I just really like the person.

For the Love Formula- well I have my own: chinito, highly intellectual (smart), good sense of humor, Strong Personality, Shares mutual interests and outlook on life; Gentle, Straight Talker, sweet, Thoughtful. But all of these are irrelevant if there is no love at all.

here’s a quote from my favorite poem:
How do i love thee?
by Elizabeth Barrett Browning (1806-1861)

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
I love thee to the level of everyday’s
Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.
I love thee freely, as men strive for Right;
I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise.
I love thee with a passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood’s faith.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints, — I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life! — and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death

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Jaren on April 6th, 2008 1:11 pm

@tintin

nice… a suprisingly long comment coming from you…

it seems that my post actually stirred up something inside you.. :)) hahahha

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tintin on April 7th, 2008 7:42 pm

@Jaren
Thanks, it’s true that something strirred up inside me after I read your blog, I miss someone very special to me..hahahaha…oh well.. love.. it really turn me upside down.

looking forward for more post from you.

sayonara!

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Jaren on April 8th, 2008 1:15 am

@Tintin

hehehe… more posts to come…

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Janika on April 13th, 2008 9:50 pm

nice.

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Jaren on April 14th, 2008 10:34 am

@Janika

Wow, it’s been a long time since you’ve visited my blog… I missed you… Welcome back.

Thanks… :)) :*

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Jaren on April 16th, 2008 2:38 am

@Janika

oh, I almost forgot… hhrmmm ahhh uhhh hrrmmm …awwww … nevermind

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Mika on May 14th, 2008 7:36 am

Come on, this is a case of lovesickness.
Jaren, are you in love? Hahaha, come on get on with it. Stalk your prey! I can’t believe this is still the Jaren I knew from college. Come on sweetie, Attack your prey!

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Jaren on May 14th, 2008 7:55 am

@Mika

This time, I’m not actually sure if I’ll end up winning… this time I’m actually scared that I’ll lose her.

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Mika on May 14th, 2008 9:07 am

Jaren sweetie, it’s not about winning or losing. It’s about how you made an impact.
So quit acting like a fairy and go get her!

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Jaren on May 14th, 2008 10:37 am

Mika, I’m not a fairy… tae mo…

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