Blogging Sarcasm

Posted by Jaren
Posted on October 30, 2007
Filed Under Blogging |

Here’s how to start blogging with a bang and/or the target would leave a question inside your readers mind, “What is this guy thinking?, What is he blogging about?” that sort of questions.

I’m gonna teach you the basic of blogging with a dash of sarcasm…the QuickStop project way…

1. Think of a very amusing, catchy titles, “ I like watching Spongebob Squarepants”, “Ice For Sale” “When I grow up, I wanna be a Bus” , “The Sun is the center of the solar system moving around it are the planets” , “This is a blog about blogs that blogs about a blog”

2. Pick the most weirdest themes with the weirdest colors or better yet make your own “Weird” theme, less experience you have the better.

3. Adjust your permalinks, to display a very long, confusing, annoying structure like http://www.yoursite.com/?p1234567890/!@#!^%$$/i/hope/your/following/this/because/this/is/a/joke/

4. Create 50 posts using only 5 letters.

5. Use excessively long categories “why this is a good category that everybody should read”, “this my life’s experience that I want to share with you”, “the Best movie of the year that all the people I know lined up to watch the movie but I failed to watch it”, “The greatest movie ever, that features every aspects on life such as comedy, action, drama, romance, suspense in a comedic, sci-fi movie.

7. The Best way to blog is to always ponder thing before you write, then stop pondering because in reality you don’t know what to write. Then Write a post even if you don’t know what to write about let blogging take it’s course.

8. Base your blog posting schedule by the phases of the moon.

9. Tell tales of how you battled your way through endless heaps of laundry, and then relating them to other topics or subject which irrelevant and make them look as if they are related to each other

10. Check your blog everytime and see if somebody has left a comment, if not then put a comment with a different name to make you blog look cool that somebody has left lots of comments.

11. Tell everyone you meet about your blog URL, then blog about it, in weird, entertaining way…of course, full of exaggerations…

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7 Responses to “Blogging Sarcasm”

Why A Good Blog Template is Crucial by Blog Tutorials on October 30th, 2007 7:40 am

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Janis on October 30th, 2007 10:40 am

8. Base your blog posting schedule by the phases of the moon.
- i so want to try that :))

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Jaren on October 30th, 2007 2:35 pm

@janis try it’s fun

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rey on October 31st, 2007 7:54 am

cool…very cool suggestions…
ill try one of thos sometime…

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rey on November 1st, 2007 6:53 am

i passed by bro…anything new to get busy with?

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Jaren on November 1st, 2007 7:42 am

In blogging? Well Everyday is a new day for blogging.. It’s up to your imagination if you can come up with ideas to blog about…

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Dexter on November 3rd, 2007 2:07 pm

I just like to inform that I have finished the project I have made and I have compiled the list of Pinoy blogs. Please see below link.

http://techathand.net/2007/11/.....ers-think/

Thanks for joining

Dexter

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