Random words… again…

Posted by Jaren
Posted on June 10, 2007
Filed Under Ramblings |

nice… my sister… was able to crack the “code” and make a better composition… hehehe… what’s the prize??…I don’t know…
I guess i’ve bitten off more than i can chew… oh man…I shouldn’t have posted this

random words challenge

… now… I have to think of a prize for my sister

A Monologue, Perhaps?

Written by Janis on Saturday, 9 of June 2007 at 11:28 pm

Random Words Challenge
see if you can make a series of sentences. all words can be used only once. you can use all of it or some of it. just make at least a couple of sentences :

“advanced adventures aero again all appearance battery because blah blahs but can career change click coffee colour conserve cpu do don’t down entries everyone finest found goals harddrive have i i’m if improve irony it’s its jaren just killerj-blah know laptop laptop’s life life’s lifestyle list loser lost lower make maximum me minimum money more my new not now nut off online option options our performance plan power processor quickstop ramblings sarcasm see select set settings so technical their theme then time turn two up using usual vista want ways wifi windows within wordpress would yeah you you’ll 311 2007 “

Jaren, it doesn’t have to mean anything. You don’t even need to analyze what I wrote. You’ll only make me laugh if you use up all your time trying to look for a theme in this composition. Not this time. I’m afraid this contains nothing but the finest bullcrap composition you’ve ever read. Do me a favor and select the next sentence (which means highlight it, you dolt.) Would you be a dear and buy me a coffee? Starbucks will do.

My laptop’s battery is dying, is it because you were probably messing around with it again, writing about your goals in life!?! Hey you! Yeah, you! Conserve energy or you’ll be dead! (Sounds familiar? Meteor Garden, dear brother. Dao Ming Si, ring a bell?). Oh. You didn’t, did you not? Right. You have your own laptop. I see. Oops, I think I’m a bit off right now due to stress. Hahaha. I need a drink to give me power but you know, this lifestyle is getting out of hand as I’m am losing money because I keep on using my debit card so that I could get more fraps.

But oh the irony of it all. It’s killing me, killerj-blah!!

You know what? I found out all your blah blahs are not the usual loser ramblings, but was something that has worth. Gads. People might even give you two thumbs up & a pat on the back for being such genius that you are. What you wrote within your wordpress blog is so advanced that even if a person without humor reads it 311 times, no matter how high their IQ is, they wouldn’t understand a single thing! Your entries contain sarcasm and not everyone gets your drift. Wow, I love using wifi outside but I remember the card we bought, ugh it’s expensive, yuck.

I want to eat, but the options are limited. All I see is a single nut. WTH? I need new choices! Help me find ways to improve this dreary option. If you write down a list, it would be good! Life’s too short, so let’s be spontaenous! Don’t be lost! Letâ€™s have a quickstop to the nearest paradiso like we can see a new set of swings down the lane. It’s just like opening doors and windows to a different kind of punto de vista (which means point of view, dear brother), something new. Have a break. Cut some slack. Do aerobics.

It can bring colour to your life’s dreary performance-dependent chu chu. A change in appearance should be the case even in the virtual world. Yes, just the online you. Just one click of the button and you’ll have your adventures, your career would be forgotten, even for a day, a week, a month. It doesn’t matter. Can you do that? No, don’t worry about the plan. Your harddrive is okay. What do you mean my cpu is busted? Stop giving me excuses and ruining my plan of no plan at all. Don’t go being so technical on me, I don’t know a thing or two about the minimum or maximum requirements of a processor. Its importance is just not important to me.

If you’re done, then let’s get going! Lower our voice and turn off that computer, don’t bother about the settings, and let’s party like it’s 2007!!!

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2 Responses to “Random words… again…”

Janis on June 16th, 2007 1:23 pm

Yiii I want my java chip

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killerj on June 17th, 2007 7:30 pm

uh-huh… i never said the prize was a java chip..

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